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niiiice

That was almost great. But you should've had it MUCH longer. And different camera angles! I loved the banana sword though. Must have taken a while to get that looking right.
Do another. Make it longer. Put more 'cartoon' weaponry in. Oh, and work on your acting a bit. And then you'll get full marks off me.
Also...beware of mirrors.

:P

There once was an inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school. One inflatable morning he went into his inflatable classroom for his first inflatable lesson, inflatable maths. His inflatable teacher was an inflatable bitch, and she was in a particularly bad mood with him this morning cos he was late. So, in an uncharacteristic inflatable mood swing, the boy pulled out a pin and popped her. He ran out the inflatable door, down the inflatable corridor, and out the inflatable gate, where he turned and popped the entire school too. Then he ran away, through the inflatable woods to the inflatable river where he sat awhile and cried inflatable tears because he realised what a stupid inflatable boy he'd been. He was so depressed he slashed his own inflatable wrists with the pin.
He'd let his teacher down, he'd let his school down, and most importantly of all, he'd let himself down.
And there you have the end of my (rather shit) joke. Nice movie! :D:D

the turtle brings life

fluid and classy. Any chance inspired by Terry Pratchett?

Max-the-Great responds:

I love the discworld series, but no. But a friend said the turtle reminds her of Om from "Small Gods".

mm, mesmerising

I could watch that sort of thing alllll day. Very polished, reminded me of a program I used to have on my old computer called Organic Art, where you could make your own 3D screensavers.
Cool.

nice movie

Shame about the humour. Not that your jokes or storyline were particularly BAD, but as a satire it fell flat. The 'audience' laughter was just, well, annoying, and ruined what potentially could have been good gags. Like the paint joke for example. And it needs to be faster. Speed up the unfunny bits, work on your comedic timing, and it'll make a world of difference.

whoa, what the fuck just happened?

That was mad! Aaaaaaa.
Heh, you're gonna have christians all OVER your ass :D:D

covered in glitter

stuart smythe @margarine

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